Arrr! Albania’s tossed TikTok overboard for a year, fearing young scallywags be gettin’ too rowdy!
2025-03-06
Arrr! The Albanian crew o' the Cabinet be raisin' the anchor on TikTok for a whole year! They claim the cursed app be stirrin' up ruckus and makin' young scallywags bully each other like a ship full o' rowdy sea dogs! Avast, no more TikTok treasure for 'em!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales from the high seas of Albanian law! The fine scallywags in the Albanian Cabinet have decreed that the notorious TikTok shall be cast adrift for twelve moons, citing it as a wretched instigator of ruckus and shenanigans, particularly amongst the wee deckhands!Education Minister Ogerta Manastirliu be parleyin' with TikTok about installin’ filters fit for a captain, such as parental controls and age verification, while also requestin' the tongue of Albania be added to the app. Aye, they be claimin’ to have held over a thousand meetin's with parents, who be favorin' the closure like landlubbers fearin' a storm!
This bold move comes after a young scallywag took the life of another in a bout that sprung from the depths of TikTok's treacherous waters. TikTok be denyin’ any wrongdoings, claimin’ the involved parties had naught to do with their platform!
As the winds of dissent blow with opposition forces rallyin' for protest, the mighty Prime Minister Edi Rama speaks of “positive dialogue” with TikTok. The app has faced storms in other lands, too, and questions be swirl’n about how it handles the data of young buccaneers!
So, hold on to yer hats, me hearties! The saga of TikTok in Albania be far from over, and we’ll see if they find treasure or merely a heap o’ trouble on the horizon!