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Avast ye! A jolly South African inquiry be sayin' nay to the U.S. claim 'bout Russian arms, arrr!

2023-09-03

Avast ye! President Cyril Ramaphosa be claimin' that a government inquiry on a Russian vessel be debunkin' them U.S. scallywags accusin' South Africa o' supplyin' weapons in battle against Ukraine. But alas, the report be kept hidden, like a buried treasure!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up and gather 'round, for I have a tale to spin ye. 'Tis a tale of government investigations, Russian ships, and accusations as wild as the open sea.
Now, in the land of South Africa, President Cyril Ramaphosa be tellin' us that the accusations made by the U.S. scallywags be naught but a load of bilge! He claims that a government investigation about a Russian ship found no evidence to support the claim that South Africa be providin' arms to fight in Ukraine. Aye, ye heard it right, me mateys!
But here be the rub, me hearties - the government report that be settlin' this matter won't be seein' the light of day. It be locked away, hidden like a treasure chest buried deep in the sand. 'Tis a shame, indeed, as we be wantin' to see the evidence for ourselves. But alas, 'tis the way of the pirate's code - some things be kept hidden, away from prying eyes.
Now, me scurvy dogs, I be no expert in these matters, but it do make ye wonder. Why be keepin' such a report under lock and key? Be there somethin' more to this tale? Or be it just a case of the U.S. spies barkin' up the wrong mast?
One thing be for certain, me hearties - this tale be showin' us that the high seas of politics be treacherous indeed. Accusations be flyin' like cannonballs, with no clear course to steer. So let's raise a mug of grog and toast to the mysteries of the seven seas. May we always be ready to question, to seek the truth, and to laugh heartily at the follies of governments and their investigations.

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