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"Arrr, inside the clink, President Yoon Suk Yeol be swabbin' the decks and countin' his doubloons! Har har!"

2025-01-18

Arrr, President Yoon Suk Yeol, once the jailer of scallywags, now finds himself snug in a cell of his own makin’! From lockin’ up rogues to bein’ a lone buccaneer in chains—talk about a twist o’ fate, matey! Aye, the tides be fickle!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round me hearties, for I be tellin' ye a tale most peculiar! Once upon a time, in the land of South Korea, there be a captain named Yoon Suk Yeol. Aye, this scallywag was a prosecutor, a fearsome buccaneer of the law, puttin' scoundrels in the brig, aye! But lo and behold, the tides turned, and this former jailor found himself in a cell, all alone like a shipwrecked soul on a deserted isle!

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