Avast, me hearties! Mark Carney be summonin' snap elections in Canada, fearin' Trump’s antics be causin' a ruckus! Arrr!
2025-03-23
Ahoy, mateys! In just ten sunsets as the top sea dog, Mark Carney be shoutin' for a grand election on the twenty-eighth o' April! Blimey, does he think he be a captain of a ship or a jolly roger? Avast, let the vote hoist the sails!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale o' political shenanigans on this fine day! Just ten sunrises past, a landlubber named Mark Carney took the helm as Prime Minister, thinkin' he could steer the ship of state with ease. But nay, what be this? He be callin' fer a grand general election on the 28th o' April! Aye, it be a right curious move fer a captain so new to the deck!