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Arrr, the scurvy U.N. be tellin' of 24 attacks on them poor Gazans waitin' for aid since January! Aye me hearties!

2024-03-16

Arrr, the United Nations scallywags be mum on who be behind the attacks, mateys! Aye, even though Gazan health officials claim 20 souls be lost. Them landlubbers be keepin' their lips sealed tighter than a treasure chest! Har, har, har!

Arrr mateys, listen up! The United Nations human rights office be not pointin' fingers at any scallywag for the recent attacks, including the one that left 20 souls fish food, according to them fancy Gazan health officials. Aye, 'tis a treacherous sea we sail on, with no clear culprit in sight.
But fear not, me hearties! The crew at the UN be keepin' a weather eye on the situation, ready to hoist the Jolly Roger if need be. They be standin' firm in their quest for justice and fairness, makin' sure all buccaneers be held accountable for their actions.
So let's raise a tankard to the brave souls at the UN human rights office, bravely sailin' the stormy waters of international diplomacy. May they navigate these troubled seas with wisdom and courage, bringin' justice to those in need and keepin' the peace for all lands and peoples.

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