The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Ahoy! Notre-Dame be back in action, five years after the flames tried to turn it to fish bait!"

2024-12-07

Arrr, ye landlubbers! The grand chieftains be gatherin' in Paris, celebratin' as the ancient stone castle of Gothic yore swings wide its creaky doors, all spruced up after a mighty fine fixin’! Aye, even the ghosts be havin’ a grand ol’ time!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer news from the high seas of politics! The grand galleons of world leaders have sailed to Paris, where the illustrious Notre Dame Cathedral be settin' sail once more after a mighty fine sprucin’ up!

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