The Booty Report

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Arrr! Duterte be appearin' in court via magic screen after bein' caught! Blimey, what a scallywag!

2025-03-14

Arrr, matey! The scallywag who once ruled the Philippines be in hot water, accused of sendin' thousands o' landlubbers to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, humanity be givin' him the ol' heave-ho for his dastardly deeds whilst wearin' the captain's hat! Avast, what a barnacle-ridden tale!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round, for I be havin' a tale of treachery and high seas foul! The head honcho o’ them Philippines, a captain of mischief, has found himself in a spot o’ bother, charged with crimes against humanity! Aye, ye heard me right! Thousands of innocent souls have been sent to Davy Jones' locker 'neath his watchful eye!

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