Arrr! Trump be chattin' with Putin and Xi, like a parley o' scallywags settin' sail for mischief!
2025-01-10
Arrr, matey! The captain-elect, Donald Trump, be schemin’ a parley with Tsar Putin after the grand day of his crowning on the 20th. He be chattin’ with the dragon of China, Xi Jinping, too! A fine crew of scallywags, eh?
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the newly elected captain of the good ship America, one Donald Trump. Aye, he be talkin’ of parleyin’ with the likes of Vladimir Putin, the czar of Russia, and Xi Jinping, the emperor of the East. Just the other day, he declared, “Arrr, we be settin’ up meetin’s with those scallywags!”Now, this Trump be wantin’ to wait till the 20th o' this month, when he takes the helm, before he sails into talks with Putin to end the war that be causin’ a right ruckus. With casualty rates higher than a ship’s mast, he claims the true number be even more staggering!
And what’s this? His envoy, General Keith Kellogg, be swearin’ to end the Ukraine fracas in a mere 100 days, callin' it “carnage” whilst keepin’ mum about the details of a cease-fire. Meanwhile, Trump hints he may be fine with Putin’s wish to keep Ukraine outta NATO’s clutches—after all, who wants a stormy sea of alliances on their doorstep?
As for Xi, he be sendin’ a high-ranking matey to Trump’s inaugural shindig, skippin’ the personal meet. It seems this captain's got a busy sea ahead, ponderin’ tariffs and even military moves on the Panama Canal, which he claims should ne’er have been let go to the Chinese! Savvy? Aye, this be a tale worth watchin’ unfold!