The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! After 491 moons in Davy Jones' locker, a poor soul's freed, but his kin be swimmin' with the fishes!

2025-02-08

Arrr, matey! Eli Sharabi be back from the clutches of them scallywags after 491 sunrises, but alas, he sails home to an empty ship, for his fair lass and two wee buccaneers met Davy Jones on the fateful day of October 7th! What a cruel sea, indeed!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of one Eli Sharabi, a fine lad who was plundered from his humble abode in Kibbutz Be’eri by the scallywags of Hamas during the dastardly raid on the seventh of October in the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty-three. After a long 491 days in the clutches of these ruffians, he returned to Israel, but alas! His beloved wife and wee lassies be not there to greet him, for they were cruelly slain in the carnage. Aye, tragedy be a bitter brew! In the bloody fray, 98 souls met their maker, and another 30 were whisked away, including Sharabi and a mate named Ohad Ben-Ami. Rumor has it, heartbreak abounds as the fate of his kin remains a dark mystery. Yonder in the distance, tales of other captives like Yarden Bibas emerge, who too returned to a darkened life without his family, his heart a-wrenching for their safe return. As the winds of change blew, the good folk clamored for their loved ones still trapped in the hands of the villains. Aye, they be a sad lot, the souls yearning for the light of their lives, their calls echoing to the powers that be. So here’s to Eli and Yarden, may they find solace and bring back the joy that was so cruelly snatched away! Arrr!

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