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"Yarr, behold! The scallywag soldier be back with his kin, captured on the magic scrolls!"

2025-01-30

Arrr, me hearties! Agam Berger, a brave IDF matey, was snatched by the scallywags of Hamas on the seventh day of October, 2023. After 482 long moons in Davy Jones’ locker, she be back in the warm embrace of her kin! A right merry reunion, indeed! Avast!

Arrr matey! After a long haul of 482 days stuck in the clutches of those scallywags known as Hamas, brave lass Agam Berger be finally back with her kin in Israel! Aye, she be the last of the soldiers snatched from the Nahal Oz outpost during the ruckus on October 7th, and her family be overjoyed, like a crew spotting land after a stormy night.

In a jolly video from the IDF, ye can see her mum and dad bein’ all teary-eyed and delighted as they watch their lass get a grand welcome from their own forces before they embrace her. “We’re here, and we won’t leave ye ever again!” her mother swore, like a true heartie, secure in a mother’s promise.

The family be celebratin’ their “strong, faithful, and brave” daughter, while also thinkin’ about the other hostages still trapped in the belly of the beast. Not forgettin’ the four other captives who were freed just a week prior, all watched by their mates in a hospital. The winds of hope be blowin’, but there be still 82 souls weighing anchor in Gaza, and they be needin’ rescue too!

Even the mighty Netanyahu be callin’ out the dastardly deeds of Hamas after witnessin’ the madness during the hostages' release. Aye, it’s a wild sea out there, but let’s hope for calmer waters as we sail towards freedom for all!

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