Arrr! Trump’s chosen matey for the UN be dubbed a 'swashbuckler against the scallywags of antisemitism' by an Israeli landlubber!
2025-01-24
Arrr, matey! The Israeli sea dog, Amichai Chikli, be singin’ praises fer Elise Stefanik, sayin’ she be the fine choice o’ Cap’n Trump fer the U.N. ambassador! Aye, mayhaps she’ll steer the ship clear o’ them stormy waters o’ antisemitism! Avast, let the good times roll!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather round as I spin ye a yarn from the salty seas of current events. 'Tis the tale of one Elise Stefanik, a fierce lass appointed by the Trump crew to tackle the rampant Jew-hatin' that be boilin' over since the dastardly deeds of Hamas on the fateful day of October 7, 2023. Aye, she be settin' sail for the treacherous waters of the United Nations, a place Chikli calls a "den of antisemitism," where the winds be hostile to our kind!Chikli, the Israeli Minister of Diaspora Affairs, be singin' praises of Stefanik, callin' her a true warrior against the scallywags of hate. In her first battle, she faced off against the top brass of America’s elite universities, puttin' their conduct codes to the sword over their silence on calls for genocide! By thunder, 'tis a ferocious start!
With a plan afoot to snuff out this antisemitic tide, Chikli laid out measures, such as cuttin’ off treasure to those institutions that harbor the unworthy. He warned that the dreaded UNRWA, the very school of many a miscreant, be raisin’ future terrors like barnacles on a ship's hull. In this high-stakes game, the fate of the innocent hangs in the balance. So hoist the sails and prepare for battle, for the winds of change be blowin' strong!