The Booty Report

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"Arrr! Syrian scallywags raid Hama whilst the landlubber government makes a hasty retreat, savvy?"

2024-12-05

Arrr, matey! The scallywags of the opposition be stormin’ the fair city of Hama, like a ship on the high seas! Their swift attack be sailin’ straight fer the treasure trove of Damascus—hope they brought their sea legs and a map, or they be lost like a landlubber!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round the ol' tavern, for I hath news of a ruckus brewin' in yon land of Hama! The scallywags of the opposition be makin' their move, like a ship sailin' straight for treasure, and they ain't stoppin' 'til they reach the grand city of Damascus, the jewel of the coast!

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