Arrr, Trump’s scheme fer Gaza be as clear as murky sea, leavin' us wonderin' 'bout the captives and the ruckus!
2025-02-06
Arrr, matey! Captain Trump be spoutin' mighty dreams fer his treasure trove, but alas, he forgot to parley 'bout the truce! Aye, ‘tis like settin’ sail without a compass—ye can't plunder peace if ye don't chart the course! Har har har!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round the ol’ oil barrel and lend me yer ears, fer I be spin’ ye a yarn ‘bout the grand captain of the good ship Trump! Aye, this scallywag be makin’ plans as big as the seven seas, but lo and behold, he be forgettin’ a critical map—ye know, the one leadin' to a cease-fire in yon tempestuous waters!