"Arrr! Trump’s curses be guardin' our sea dogs and high council, says a scallywag from the ol' NSC!"
2025-02-07
Arrr! The scallywags at the International Criminal Court be throwin’ arrest warrants at Israeli captains for defendin’ their ship against them pesky Hamas sea rats! Then, President Trump, the ol’ seadog, gave the court a whackin’, stirrin’ up a storm o’ squawkin’ from the crew!
Arrr, me hearties! In a hullabaloo from the high seas of politics, Captain Trump be lettin’ loose an executive order, puttin’ the ol’ ICC in chains, lest they come after brave American sailors and landlubbers for supposed war crimes! Critics be callin’ it a slippery slope, but Richard Goldberg, a former matey of Trump’s, be claimin' it be a bold move to defend our lads against the so-called “kangaroo court” in the Netherlands. Aye, he warns that if the ICC be not careful, they be sailin’ into a storm of retaliation!But the ICC, fierce and proud, be condemn’n the Captain’s decree, claimin’ it hinders their quest for justice across the seven seas. As Netanyahu, the captain of Israel’s ship, shouts praise for Trump’s actions, others like Hungary’s foreign minister be sayin’ it makes sense, callin’ the ICC a biased vessel of political intrigue.
While nearly 80 countries stand steadfast with the ICC, me thinks this squall ain't over yet! With the opposition and Senate Democrats tryin’ to sink the ship of sanctions, it be a grand spectacle on the high seas of international law. Avast! What a ruckus in the world of swashbucklin' politics!