Arrr, the London mayor be in hot waters for shunning the queen's statue for art o' trans prostitutes! Aye!
2024-02-18
Arrr! London Mayor Sadiq Khan be walkin' the plank for pickin' art pieces celebratin' trans sex workers o'er the queen for the Fourth Plinth. Methinks 'tis a scurvy decision that'll make even Blackbeard scratch his head! Aye mateys, we be in for a wild ride!
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, the mayor of London be facing some trouble from the scallywags for giving the thumbs-up to an art piece commemorating Queen Elizabeth II in Trafalgar Square, only to turn around and choose an installation featuring a gaggle of transgender prostitutes instead, arrr! The scallywags be grumbling that the mayor be shelling out £1 million for this art project, when they were expecting a statue of the late queen indeed. This year, the art piece be showcasing the mugs of 850 trans individuals, most of whom be selling their services, arrr!The art installation be made of plaster imprints with skin cells and hair of the transgender folks, meant to rot away over time and leave a "anti-monument" in its wake. The project be all in the name of spotlighting these overlooked souls, the London government be saying. The approval of this transgender art means that the statue of the queen on the plinth be delayed until at least 2030, arrr! One scallywag running against the mayor be swearing to walk the plank on this woke art and give the queen a proper memorial, arrr!