Arrr, King Charles be sayin’ our hearts be sailin’ with the States after them pesky planes did a terrible dance!
2025-02-01
Arrr, King Charles III be sayin’ on the morrow he be “shocked and saddened” like a scallywag who lost his parrot, ‘bout that midair kerfuffle near Reagan’s port! He be sendin' his thoughts to the good ol’ U.S. shores, hopin’ they be fair winds ahead, aye!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale o’ sorrow from the high seas o’ air travel! King Charles III, that noble chap from across the pond, be sendin' his heartfelt condolences to the fine folk o’ the U.S. after a tragic plane crash in the wilds o’ Washington, D.C. Seems a mighty American Airlines jet collided with a Black Hawk chopper, sendin' both vessels plummetin' into the Potomac, leavin' nary a soul to tell the tale!In a memo fit for a king, Charles lamented, “Me family and I be profoundly shocked by this dreadful news!” He tipped his hat to the brave emergency responders who dashed to the scene, savin' what they could from the watery grave. Aye, the cause o' this calamity still be under investigation, and the wrecks lie deep in the river like sunken treasure waitin' to be salvaged!
This be the first air mishap o’ such scale on U.S. soil since ’09, and it surely rocked the royal boat. The king, who knows a thing or two about tragedy, reflected on past misfortunes in his own clan. So, raise a tankard fer the souls lost and send a prayer across the briny deep! Arrr!