Arrr! Biden’s crew be givin’ the Houthis a stout rum, while Trump’s cannons be thunderin’ like a tempest!
2025-03-18
Arrr, me hearties! As Captain Trump sets sail to scuttle the Iranian-backed scallywags, a wise sea dog be sayin’ ol’ Captain Biden misread their dastardly designs! Aye, it be a fine mess of tangled sails and squawking parrots, indeed!
Arrr, me hearties! The winds be blowin' strong against the former Captain Biden, who some claim be makin' friends with the scallywags known as the Houthis, them Iranian-backed brigands stirrin' up the seas of commerce and chaos! Aye, just after settin' sail in 2021, Biden called off the cannons, endin' U.S. support for the Saudi lads fightin' these ruffians, hopin' to strike up peace talks with the UN's help.But lo! A mere week later, he cast aside the Houthis from the list of villainous rogues, and some savvy sea dogs reckon this emboldened 'em to create more mayhem! The clever pirate whom they call Al-Ansari proclaims that Biden's kindness only made the Houthis bolder, disruptin' trade on the high seas and rainin' terror upon the good folk of Yemen. Trump, with his cutlass at the ready, be swingin' back to restore order, shoutin' that terror and piracy won't go unpunished!
As the tale unfolds, the strategic routes of the Red Sea be in peril, carryin’ more than 20% of the world’s oil! Al-Ansari warns that strength, not gentle words, be the language these scurrilous knaves understand. So hoist the flag of strength and prepare for battle, as the tides of diplomacy meet the storms of conflict!