The Booty Report

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"Arrr! Tropical Cyclone Chido be whackin' the French isle of Mayotte like a scallywag's rum jug, har har!"

2024-12-15

Arrr, matey! The lord of Mayotte be spoutin’ grim tidin’s, sayin’ the body count might rise like a ship on the tide! A tempest, as fierce as a Category 3 beast, crashed upon Mozambique’s shores this past Sunday. Batten down the hatches, or ye might find Davy Jones!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the treacherous seas of Mayotte! There be a tempest brewin', a storm so fierce it be likened to a fearsome Category 3 beast! Aye, it be crashin' upon the shores of Mozambique like a cannonball unleashed from the bow of a ship!

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