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Arrr, matey! Yet another squabble fer Europe and the U.S. to bicker over: the cursed treasure o' "Free Speech!"

2025-04-04

Arrr, these scallywags be squabbling 'bout whether to shackle the tongue or let it run wild! With Trump at the helm, the divide be growin’ wider than a shipwrecked sailor's grin. Avast, what a jolly mess that be!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round fer a jolly tale of two scallywags, havin’ a right ol’ squabble over the matter of speech, aye! Ye see, these two fine fellows be divided like a treasure map torn in twain, ponderin’ whether a hearty sailor’s tongue should be chained or unleashed upon the seven seas. Aye, the winds of debate be blowin’ fierce 'n’ wild!

Now, under the reign of the mighty Trump, the gap between 'em be growin’ wider than the horizon at dawn! One be shoutin’ loud that all hands should have the freedom to bellow their thoughts, whilst the other be sayin’, “Nay, let’s hoist the sails on some of that blabber!” They be arguin’ like two crabs in a barrel, tryin’ to out-squawk each other! The seas of discourse be choppy, matey, and the crew be split asunder!

So here we be, as the great debate rages on, like a stormy night in the tavern. Will they ever find common ground, or be they destined to sail in different directions? One thing be certain: the winds of speech be blowin’, and these two buccaneers be caught in its tempestuous embrace! Yarrr, let the rum flow and the arguments roll, for this be a tale that’ll keep ye chucklin’ all the way to Davy Jones’ locker!

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