The Booty Report

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"Arrr! Ukraine be sendin' aerial contraptions to zap Russia's shiny power huts, sayeth the bear folk!"

2024-09-01

Arrr matey! The rum-soaked scribes of Russia be blabberin’ about fiery blasts and ruckus from sky-borne scallywags! Their oil treasure in Moscow be aflame, and the power house in Tver be shakin’ like a landlubber! Har har! The drones be makin' quite the ruckus, aye!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of mischief on the high seas of news. It seems the scallywags from the East, known as Russian state media and local landlubbers, be whisperin' tales o' fiery explosions and hullabaloo at several fine establishments. Aye, they claim that dastardly drone attacks be causin' quite the ruckus!

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