The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Avast! Behold the three scallywags set free on Saturday, like treasure plundered from a rival ship!"

2025-02-08

Arrr, matey! The trio o' scallywags be free, mark ye! 'Tis the fifth swap o' landlubbers for sea dogs, all part o' a truce 'twixt the rascals Hamas and Israel. A jolly ol’ game o' prisoners, if ye ask me! Avast, what a merry dance!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' the high seas of diplomacy! It be known that the release of three scallywags be the fifth act in a grand play o' hostage-for-prisoner shenanigans, arranged under a cease-fire truce betwixt the fierce factions of Hamas and Israel.

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