"Arrr, mateys! Desi Bouterse, the swashbucklin' scallywag of Suriname, met Davy Jones at 79! What a roguish way to go!"
2024-12-25
Arrr, in the year o' our Lord 1980, he seized the ship o' state with a band o' scallywags and crowned himself captain! But alas, he be no saint, for he be found guilty o' sendin' 15 landlubbers to Davy Jones' locker, all fer political power!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale of treachery and high seas shenanigans 'bout a scallywag who seized power in a grand coup, back in the year of our Lord, 1980. This landlubber, with dreams as big as a whale's belly, hoisted the flag o’ leadership and proclaimed himself the captain of the ship called Presidency! Arrr!But hold yer horses, fer this tale be not all smooth sailing! Nay, this dastardly rogue doth have a dark secret lurkin' beneath the waves. Rumor has it, he be guilty of givin' the order for the slippery demise of 15 political foes, as if they were mere barnacles scrape'd from the hull! Aye, he had 'em walk the plank without a second thought, all in the name of keepin' his iron fist grippin' the wheel of power!