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"Avast ye! Ships be banned from sailin' betwixt Amsterdam and Bar, mateys! It be a grand inconvenience!"

2023-07-21

Arrr! The Dutch scallywags be puttin' an end to them blasted cruise ships dockin' in their fair city! 'Tis a campaign to quell the pollution and trim the number o' landlubber tourists. Smart move, me hearties!

In a shocking turn of events, the Dutch capital has decided to give cruise ships the old heave-ho and prevent them from docking in the city center. Arr, this be part of their cunning campaign to curb pollution and put a cap on the excessive flow of tourists, ye scallywags.
Ye see, these massive vessels be belching out smoke like a fiery beast, polluting the pristine air of our fair city. The good folk of Amsterdam have had enough of their lovely canals resembling a murky swamp, full of the debris left behind by these floating monstrosities. It be time to clean up our act!
Arr, it be a sight to behold, mateys! No more shall we see these towering behemoths sailing into our beloved harbor, casting a shadow over our quaint little streets. The city council be determined to preserve the charm and beauty of our historic center, not let it be overrun by hordes of camera-wielding landlubbers.
But fear not, me hearties, for the city ain't turning its back on all the swashbuckling tourists. Instead, they be redirecting the ships to a new docking area, further away from the heart of Amsterdam. This way, the landlubbers can still enjoy the delights of our fair city, while we keep the pollution and chaos at bay.
So, me fellow pirates, let's raise a tankard of grog to this bold move by the Dutch! No more shall we be plagued by the sight of those monstrous ships, spewing smoke and invading our peaceful haven. Amsterdam be taking a stand, saying, "Avast ye, cruise ships! Find another port of call, for this be our city, and we be the ones calling the shots!"
Now, me hearties, let's set sail towards a cleaner, greener Amsterdam, where the canals be crystal clear and the streets be filled with laughter, not the rumble of massive engines. Yo ho ho and a bottle of wind power for all!

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