Arrr! Military ships be fetchin' those Army boats from the Gaza ports, like treasure from Davy Jones' locker!
2024-08-22
Arrr, matey! The landlubber army vessels from the Gaza treasure hunt be sailin’ home, with a crew of land-based scallywags handle’n the haul! Fox News be spillin’ the beans, so ye best be ready for a jolly return! Yarrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the U.S. Navy's grand adventure with their boats, the Monterrey, Matamoros, and Wilson Wharf, stuck in the far-off land of Crete! Turns out, these flat-bottomed vessels be more like bath toys than warships, makin' ‘em as unstable as a drunken sailor in a stormy sea! So, they be callin' in them civilian contractors to haul 'em back home for a safer journey, savvy?Now, this mission of deliverin' aid to Gaza, a noble cause it be, has turned into a right mess! A hefty $230 million was spent buildin’ a pier that be as useful as a hole in a ship. Why, just last month, the military be quietly shutterin' it down, claimin’ difficulties with distribution, like tryin’ to pour grog from a leaky barrel!
But fret not! The aid be rollin’ in as the MV Cape Trinity sails from Cyprus to Ashdod, ready to unload a whopping six million pounds of goodwill! The poor lads and lasses in Gaza be in dire need, while President Biden promised a plan that seems to have sunk to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, 'tis a tangled web of maritime mischief, but we’ll keep our eyes peeled for the next high-seas adventure!