Avast! Me hearties! Three tidings from Indonesia's vote: Subianto be scuppered, climate be troubled, arrr!
2024-02-14
Arrr, the scallywag who's been claimin' the victory be backin' policies that've brought a mighty boom in burnin' o' coal, yet also birthed a wee electric-battery industry. Avast! What a peculiar mix 'o dark smoke 'n sparkin' power be this, me hearties!
Arr, me mateys! Gather round and listen to this tale of the presumed winner who be supportin' policies that have led to a grand boom in coal-burnin'! Aye, ye heard it right, me hearties! This land be burnin' coal like a ship on fire, fillin' the air with smoke and soot. But hold on to yer buckles, ye scurvy dogs, for there be a twist in this tale!Despite supportin' the coal-burnin' ways, this winner also be responsible for the creation of a nascent electric-battery industry. Shiver me timbers! Ye might be wonderin', how can one be in favor of burnin' coal and supportin' electric batteries at the same time? Well, it be a curious mix indeed. Ye see, this winner be havin' a plan to use coal for power but also be investin' in the development of electric batteries to make the land less dependent on the black gold.
Now, ye might be thinkin', "What in Davy Jones' locker be the purpose of this?" Well, me hearties, the winner be thinkin' that by supportin' coal-burnin', the land be gainin' treasure and jobs. But the clever scallywag also be lookin' towards the future, seein' that the world be changin' and movin' towards cleaner energy sources.
So, while the winner be embracin' the old ways of burnin' coal, they also be settin' their sights on the horizon, preparin' for a time when electric batteries be the treasure of the land. It be a humorous situation, me mateys, for ye can't deny the irony of supportin' coal-burnin' while investin' in electric batteries.
So, there ye have it, me hearties! The presumed winner be sailin' through the stormy seas of policy, embracin' the old while preparin' for the new. They be a pirate with a plan for the present and the future, blazin' a trail through coal smoke and sparklin' electric dreams. Fair winds and smooth sailin' to ye all!