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Arr, ye scurvy dog! A German cardinal claims that Pope Francis' approval o' same-sex blessings would never have been allowed under Benedict!

2023-12-31

Arrr, Pope Benedict be a stern ol' sea dog! His matey claims he'd have ne'er granted the power fer priests to bless those sailin' in the same-sex waters. 'Tis a tale from a trusted ally, ye scurvy scallywags!

In a humorous tone, using the language of a 17th-century pirate, we can summarize the article as follows:

Arr, me hearties! A German cardinal in the Catholic Church be talkin' about how Pope Benedict would never have given his blessin' to Pope Francis' recent edict allowin' priests to bless people in same-sex relationships. Cardinal Gerhard Mueller, a former high-ranking official in the Church, be sayin' that under Benedict, it never would have happened because it was so darn ambiguous, ye see? Francis be makin' this decision despite opposition from bishops around the world.

The Vatican released a new policy in December, statin' that people seekin' God's love and mercy should not have to go through a long moral analysis to receive it. However, the Church still be maintainin' its stance that marriage be between a man and a woman, and the blessings should not be given at the same time as a civil union or with anythin' related to weddings. The Vatican's doctrine office says requests for blessin' should not be denied, as they be a means to increase trust in God.

The pope be sayin' that blessin' people in same-sex relationships be like plantin' a seed of the Holy Spirit that must be nurtured. The document also warns against an elitist attitude and emphasizes that people in "irregular" unions be in a state of sin but should still receive God's love and mercy.

Arr, me hearties! That be the gist of it. Keep sailin' on, me buckos!

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