The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Israel be tryin' t' halt them scallywags from blockin' aid t' Gaza! Walk the plank, ye landlubbers!

2024-01-29

Arrr, the landlubberly Israeli crew 'ave declared the waters 'round Kerem Shalom border crossin' a closed military zone. No trespassin' on this 'ere turf, ye scurvy dogs! Keep yer distance, or face the wrath o' the Israeli military!

Arrr, me hearties! The Israeli military has gone and declared that the Kerem Shalom border crossing area be a closed military zone, shiver me timbers! Aye, they be takin' no chances, makin' sure no scurvy dogs dare step foot in that territory, lest they be facin' the wrath of the mighty military. No more gallivantin' about in that part of the land, me mateys!
Now ye see, a closed military zone be a place where ye don't be wantin' to set yer eyes on, unless ye be havin' a fancy uniform or a letter of invitation from the captain himself. This here decision means that no ordinary blokes, no landlubbers like ye and me, shall be allowed to roam free in that area. It be for the military's eyes only, ye savvy?
But fear not, me hearties, for there be reasons for this declaration! The Israeli military be wantin' to tighten their grip on the security of this here border crossing. They be protectin' it from any unsavory characters who be wantin' to cause chaos and mayhem, disruptin' the flow of goods and supplies. They be wantin' to make sure that only those who be havin' legitimate business be allowed to pass through.
So, me hearties, if ye be thinkin' of settin' sail towards Kerem Shalom, ye best be turnin' yer ship around. This be no place for the common folk, for the land be now under the watchful eye of the Israeli military. And trust me, ye don't be wantin' to mess with them, for they be as fierce as a stormy sea!

Read the Original Article