"Me heartie, the lass o’ the lost sea soldier hails Trump’s crew as a jolly gust in her 12-year quest!"
2025-01-22
Arrr, Debra Tice, the brave mother of the lost sea dog Austin Tice, be settin' sail back to the treacherous shores o' Syria! Aye, she be huntin' for her wayward son, snatched up back in the fateful summer of 2012! Avast, let no scallywag keep her from him!
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round and lend me yer ear! Debra Tice, a relentless sea hag, has been scourin' the seven seas for over a dozen years, seekin' her son, Austin Tice, a valiant Marine and daring scribe, who be snatched away in the treacherous waters of Syria back in the month of August, 2012.Through the stormy seas of four presidential captains, she be keepin' her hope afloat, and now with the wind blowin' in Trump’s favor, she be callin' it a "breath of fresh sea air!" Aye, she’s off on a daring voyage to Damascus, meetin' the new captain of the ship, Ahmed al-Sharaa, who’s toppled the old tyrant, Bashar al-Assad. A surprise visit, indeed!
With the help of the brave crew at Hostage Aid Worldwide, Debra be explorin' abandoned prisons where her son might be holdin' fast. She challenges the landlubbers back home, sayin’, “If ye think Austin can wait, take a gander at them prisons! Maybe then ye’ll be more inclined to rescue me lad!”
In a heartfelt moment, she sends a message across the briny deep to her Austin, claimin’, “I love ye, and I shan't give up!” Debra’s faith be her compass, steerin' her through the darkest waters. So, let’s raise our tankards to her unyieldin' spirit and the hope that one day, Austin Tice sails back home!