Arrr, military scallywags be gatherin’ fer a frothy chat 'bout the UK-France treasure map for Ukraine!
2025-03-20
Arrr! The fine lords of the U.K. and France be gatherin’ a crew of international sea dogs to brew a peacekeeping force in Ukraine, once the cannons be silent and the rum flows free again! Aye, no more sword fights, just jolly good times!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a grand coalition, led by the gallant lads of the U.K. and France, who be gatherin' military scallywags from all corners o' the globe to plot a course for a peacekeeping force in the tumultuous waters of Ukraine!Now, only the brave souls of France and the U.K. be ready to send their hearty troops to the fray, but Canada, Australia, and other fine European nations be considerin’ joinin’ the fracas! The U.K. Prime Minister, Keir Starmer, declared they be enterin’ the "operational phase," whatever that means — likely involves rum and map readings!
Word from the high seas says there be a contingent of 10,000 to 30,000 salty sailors readied for action, though details be as murky as a foggy night! Meanwhile, the notorious Donald Trump has been chattin’ with Starmer and the French captain, Emmanuel Macron, about the pressing need for a "just and lasting peace" — aye, that’s a tall order, matey!
Macron be writin’ of strong security guarantees to keep pesky Russia at bay, while the Kremlin be steadfastly rejectin' any NATO sailors settlin’ down in Ukraine. So, hoist the sails, me hearties, for this adventure be far from over, and we be hopin’ for a calm sea ahead!