Arrr! Trump be hankerin' fer U.S. hold on the Panama Canal! Here be three jolly tidbits ye best know!
2024-12-26
Avast, me hearties! In the year of our Lord, 1978, the Senate signed a pact o' peace, claimin' eternal neutrality. Yet, some scallywag Republicans be lamentin' that fateful day, scratchin' their heads like a barnacle on a ship’s hull! Arrr, regret be a bitter brew, indeed!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for I be havin' a tale from the annals of the political seas! In the year of our Lord, 1978, a grand assembly o' landlubbers known as the Senate did hoist their quills and ratify treaties that proclaimed a state o' permanent neutrality. Blimey! Aye, they said, “Let’s keep our ships away from the cannons and our swords sheathed!”But lo and behold, as the tide rolls on, some scallywags from the Republican crew be givin' a hearty sigh, wishin’ they’d charted a different course! “Why, oh why, did we choose to drop anchor instead o’ goin’ full sail?” they bellow, lookin’ back on those waters of yore with a twinkle o' regret in their eyes. Aye, the seas be fickle, and perhaps the thought of bein' forever neutral be as comfortin' as a flat sea on a stormy night!
So here we be, with a crew divided! Some thinkin’ peace be the way to sail, while others dream of battlin’ the high seas and claimin’ glory! Aye, it be a comical shanty, this politics o' ours, where treaties be like treasure maps—some savvy souls find gold, while others be left with naught but a parrot’s squawk! Arrr!