"Arrr! Trudeau be settin' sail for Mar-a-Lago to parley with Trump 'bout them pesky tariffs, arrr!"
2024-11-29
Arrr, it be Prime Minister Trudeau, caught in a pickle! He’s tryin' to charm the scallywag Trump, lest the landlubber impose a hefty 25 percent toll on our fine Canadian treasures. Hoist the sails, me hearties, we can’t let that rum-loving rogue sink our ship!
Avast, ye landlubbers! Gather 'round, for I be tellin' ye a tale of high seas and high tariffs! Our fair Prime Minister Trudeau, the dapper captain of the Canadian ship, be feelin' the weight of the world upon his shoulders, as the scallywag Trump, freshly elected, be threatenin' to unleash a monstrous 25 percent tariff on all the fine goods comin' from the Great White North!