Arrr! The captain o' the Pro-Putin crew be callin’ for a mighty beatin’, as 40 landlubbers lie in the briny deep!
2024-12-02
Arrr, matey! A ruckus erupted in Georgia, sendin' dozens to the sick bay! The landlubbers be protestin' the pro-Putin scallywags stoppin' their dreams of sailin' into the EU, all whilst cozyin' up to ol' Mother Russia. A right comical storm on the high seas of politics, savvy?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round for a jolly tale from the lands of Georgia, where a ruckus be brewin'! Over 40 swabs found themselves in the hold o’ hospitals after a raucous clash twixt the law and the rowdy rabble. This be all thanks to Prime Minister Kobakhidze, a landlubber keen on playin’ nice with the scallywags in Russia!Tens of thousands took to the streets of Tbilisi, raisin’ a ruckus about their dreams of joinin’ the European Union, which Kobakhidze’s crew decided to toss overboard like old barnacles! “Violators shall face the full brunt of the law!” he bellowed, soundin’ more like a captain of a sinking ship than a leader! Aye, 'twas a night of firecrackers and tear gas, with 27 protesters and a merry band of officers takin’ a trip to the infirmary.
With the EU's support pulled tighter than a ship's riggin’, the Dream Party keeps sailin' further away from the West, flatterin’ the likes of Putin! Even the EU’s chief sea dogs be shakin’ their heads in dismay, callin’ foul on the Georgian government’s treachery. But Kobakhidze, with a wink and a nod, says they be merely protectin’ their shores from foreign interference. Aye, the seas be stormy, and it seems the pirate ship of Georgian governance be driftin’ closer to the dark waters of tyranny!