Arrr! Marine Le Pen be caught pilferin' the doubloons—French court be sayin' she’s a scallywag of the highest order!
2025-03-31
Arrr, matey! The ruling be throwin’ a cannonball at her dreams, keepin’ her from seekin’ the captain's chair fer five long years! Aye, there goes the far-right lass's grand plan to hoist the Jolly Roger in 2027! Blimey, she be in a right pickle!
Ahoy, mateys! Hearken to the tale of a cunning lass, a far-right leader with grand ambitions of plundering the presidency in the year of our Lord 2027! But lo! A dark cloud hath descended upon her dreams, as a ruling from the high court hath cast her adrift from the political seas for a full five years. Aye, ye heard me right! She be barred from seeking public office faster than a ship can sail from port!