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Arrr, Ukraine be seekin’ a seat at the peace parley, while Trump be tossin’ ‘em some jolly reassurances, matey!

2025-02-13

Arrr! Captain Zelensky of Ukraine and his merry band o’ European sea dogs be frettin’ they’ll be missin’ the parley ‘twixt Captain Trump an’ the Russian scallywag to put a stop to this squabble. Blimey, what a hullabaloo! They be hopin’ their names ain’t left off the treasure map!

Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the high seas of politics! Our brave captain, President Volodymyr Zelensky of Ukraine, and a band of European defense ministers be wringing their hands in worry! Aye, they fear they might be cast adrift, absent from the grand parley betwixt Captain Trump and the fearsome leader o’ Russia, aimed at puttin’ an end to the tempestuous war that be ragin' on like a stormy night at sea.

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