Arrr, me hearty! Trump's tariffs be like cannon fire 'tween U.S. and Canada—sinkin' ships o' trade and makin' all grumpy!
2025-03-03
Arrr, mateys! Come Tuesday, President Trump be hoistin’ 25 percent tariffs on those Canadian treasures! Aye, it’ll be a right jolly jab to their economy, makin’ ‘em dance a jig like a scallywag on a hot deck! Blimey, let the treasure hunt begin!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of trade and turmoil on the high seas of commerce! Our illustrious leader, President Trump, be settin' sail on a grand scheme, ready to unleash a mighty 25 percent tariff upon the goodly exports comin' from our neighbor to the north—Canada! Aye, ye heard me right! This be no ordinary cannonball; it be a brutal blow to the Canuck economy, like a kraken takin' a bite outta a galleon!