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Arr, a scurvy U.N. matey be lookin' into the naughty deeds o' Hamas, says the landlubbers in Israel!

2024-01-10

Arr! The scallywag official be acceptin' Israel's invite, arr, and be plannin' to set sail there shortly, says the foreign ministry. But, by Blackbeard's beard! The scurvy dogs o' Hamas be denyin' that their buccaneers be involved in any lascivious misdeeds durin' the Oct. 7 plunderin'!

In a rather amusing twist of events, the official has accepted Israel's invitation and is anticipated to embark on a journey to the land of sabres and swashbucklers. The foreign ministry, me hearties, has spilled the beans on this upcoming voyage. Arr! It seems that the invitation has been received with open arms and aye, the official shall soon set sail!

Now, hold yer horses, me lads and lasses, for there be a rather peculiar accusation in the air. The notorious crew known as Hamas has set its sights on denying any involvement in the scandalous act of sex crimes during the ferocious attacks that occurred on the seventh day of October. Aye, ye heard that right! They be denying all claims, as if their very reputation hangs in the balance. Argh!

But let's put on our ponderin' caps for a moment, shall we? It be a rather curious situation, one where the official is invited to the land of falafel and camels, while the opposing scallywags, Hamas, deny their involvement in such devious activities. Aye, it be a game of cat and mouse, or should I say, a game of pirate and landlubber?

It be a tale fit for the likes of Blackbeard himself! With each passing day, the anticipation grows, like the waves of the briny deep. Will the official indeed set foot on Israeli soil? Will Hamas be proven innocent of the accusations? Arr, only time will tell, my hearties!

Until then, let us raise our tankards of rum and toast to this peculiar turn of events. May the winds of fortune blow in favor of the official and may the truth be unveiled like a hidden treasure on a long-lost island. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of manischewitz!

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