Arrr! ICC be tossin' aside Israeli pleas, throwin' out warrants fer Netanyahu and Gallant—shiver me timbers!
2024-11-21
Arrr, matey! The grand court o' nations be sendin' out wanted posters fer Captain Netanyahu and his first mate Gallant! Aye, the seas be turnin' rough fer these scallywags. Time to hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail from justice, ye salty sea dogs!
Avast ye mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of treachery on the high seas of international law! The ICC, that scallywag court, has thrown a hook at Israel, issuing arrest warrants for Captain Benjamin Netanyahu and his first mate, Yoav Gallant, for what they be callin' "crimes against humanity and war crimes." Aye, they say these rogue sailors be usin' starvation as a weapon and targetin' innocent civilians. Arrr!Now, President Isaac Herzog, the ship's captain o' Israel, be blowin' his top, claimin' the ICC be makin' a mockery of justice, likin' it to a ship full o' fools! He be arguin' the court overlooks the dastardly deeds of Hamas, who be usin' human shields like a pirate uses a parrot on his shoulder. Herzog be callin' the ICC's decision a betrayal o' democracy and freedom, choosin' the side of evil over good!
With the winds of politics blowin' fierce, Senate Majority Leader-elect John Thune be threatenin' to unleash sanctions on the ICC if they don't reverse their course! The U.S. be sittin' on the sidelines, not givin' a wink of recognition to the ICC’s authority, havin' tangled with 'em before under the Trump flag. So buckle yer swashbucklin' belts, me hearties, for this saga be far from over!