Avast, matey! Pope Francis snoozed like a sea slug, munchin' grub after the doc said, "Ye got lung scurvy!"
2025-02-19
Arrr, matey! The good Pope Francis, aged 88, snoozed like a sea dog and feasted like a captain on Wednesday morn, even with the bilge water disease called pneumonia plaguin' him, sayeth the Vatican! Aye, 'tis a hearty soul indeed!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer news from the high seas of the Vatican! It be said that Pope Francis, our holy captain, be fightin' a fierce battle with pneumonia in both his lungs, yet fear not, fer he be sleepin' like a baby and munchin’ on breakfast like a true buccaneer!On the mornin' of Wednesday, the good Pope had a peaceful night in Gemelli hospital, where he be recoverin’. The Vatican's own matey, Matteo Bruni, shared that the Pope woke up with his spirits high and a plate full of grub. Aye, he's been diagnosed with a nasty polymicrobial infection, which be a complicated mix of miscreants like viruses and bacteria settin' up camp in his lungs!
It seems the Pope’s lungs, especially the right one, be a bit of a shambles due to past battles, makin' this pneumonia a right tricky foe. Now, though the Vatican keeps mum on how long this grand adventure in the hospital will last, they be sayin' the Pope ain't runnin' a fever, which be worryin’ like a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder.
But fret not, for our holy leader continues to read the news and remain grateful fer the prayers of his crew! So let us raise a tankard and wish our dear Pope a swift recovery, savvy?