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Arrr, there be a ruckus betwixt Israel and the U.N. o'er a report on sexual shenanigans! Aye, me hearties!

2024-03-05

Arrr mateys, a scurvy U.N. crew be reckonin' that some foul play be happenin' in the Oct. 7 brawl. The Israeli minister be callin' out that scallywag Guterres for not raisin' anchor and dealin' with the situation proper-like! Aye, the seas be choppy indeed!

Arrr, me hearties, listen up! A U.N. team be findin' that there be "reasonable grounds" to believe that sexual violence be happenin' during the attack on Oct. 7. Aye, that be a serious matter, no doubt about it. But hold on to yer hats, because it gets even more interestin'!
An Israeli minister be takin' aim at the U.N. secretary general, António Guterres, accusin' him of not takin' proper action on the findings. Now, that be a bold accusation, me mateys! It be like callin' out the captain of the ship for not steerin' it in the right direction!
But let's not be too quick to pass judgment, me hearties. We be needin' to wait and see how this all plays out. The seas be choppy and the winds be blowin', but we must keep a weather eye on the horizon and see where this storm be takin' us.
So batten down the hatches, me buckos, and let's see what unfolds in this tale of accusations and findings. It be a wild ride, that's for sure, but we be pirates, savvy? And we be ready for whatever comes our way!

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