"Arrr, the landlubber government be pulling back from Damascus outskirts, say the lookout spies! Avast, what a scallywag move!"
2024-12-07
Arrr matey! Two scallywag watchmen be shoutin' that the Syrian navy's landlubbers be skedaddlin' from some neighborhoods ‘round Damascus where ruckus be brewin’. But lo, we can’t be confirmatin’ this tall tale just yet! All hands on deck for more gossip, savvy?
Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round ye scallywags, for I bring ye news from the troubled shores of Syria! Yonder war monitoring groups, like a couple o' landlubber spies, be reportin' that the mighty Syrian fleet, or shall I say, military, has made a hasty retreat from the bustling suburbs o' Damascus, where the good folk be raisin' their voices against the cap'n's tyranny!But hold yer horses, ye salty sea dogs! This news be as slippery as a wet deck! These brave monitors be unable to confirm if the captains really be sailin' away or if it be just a ruse to throw off the enemy, like a crafty pirate settin' a false flag on the high seas!