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Arrr! India be hotter than a cannonball in a bilge! New Delhi be sweatin' like a scurvy dog!

2024-05-29

Arrr mateys! Fer weeks now, the temperatures in the northern lands of India have been scorched beyond belief, well over 110 degrees! The scurvy dogs in the hospitals be reporting a rise in heatstroke cases! It be hotter than the Devil's breath out there!

Avast ye scallywags! For weeks on end, the scorching sun be beatin' down on us poor souls in the northern regions of India. 'Tis been hotter than the fiery breath of a dragon, with temperatures reachin' well over 110 degrees! Arrr, ye can practically fry an egg on the deck of yer ship!
And be not just the sun's wrath we be facin', mateys. The hospitals be fillin' up with them poor souls sufferin' from heatstroke. 'Tis a sight more dreadful than a run-in with a kraken, I tell ye! The doctors and nurses be workin' their peg legs off tryin' to save as many as they can.
So, me hearties, be sure to stay hydrated and keep yerselves cool in these treacherous times. Find shade under a palm tree or take a dip in the nearest ocean, if ye be lucky enough to be near one. And keep a weathered eye on yer mates and loved ones, makin' sure they don't fall victim to the heat's cruel grasp.
Remember, ye may be tough as nails, but even the hardiest pirate can be brought to their knees by the ferocious heat. So, be smart and stay safe out there on the high seas of life, me hearties!

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