Arrr! Israel be sayin' the truce be startin' after a 3-hour fiddle over them scallywag hostage names!
2025-01-19
Arrr, matey! A truce be struck on the Sabbath, after Israel got the first trio o' names o' the poor captives! But lo, the cease-fire be delayed by three hours, like a landlubber takin' his sweet time with his grog! Avast, what a tale!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a cease-fire that took longer than a barnacle to scrub off a ship! On a fine Sunday morn, Israel gave a hearty confirmation o' a truce, albeit with a delay caused by the crafty scallywags of Hamas who were tardy in deliverin' the names of three fair hostages set to return home.The cease-fire was supposed to kick off at the break of dawn but ended up bein' as late as a sea turtle. After much grumblin' from Prime Minister Netanyahu, the list finally found its way to the Israeli hands, revealin' the names of the three hostages: Romi, Emily, and Doron, all set to be freed.
But hold yer horses! Even as the cease-fire was announced, the Israeli Defense Forces kept their cannons firing, takin' out at least eight landlubbers in Gaza! Hamas claimed technical troubles for their delay, but their words be as slippery as an eel!
With the truce finally settlin' in, Hamas boasted of their legendary patience and their commitment to defendin' the rights of the fine folks in Gaza. They promised to release more hostages in the weeks to come, provided the peace holds. So, raise a tankard for the hostages, and may the seas of peace be ever in our favor, aye!