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"Avast ye! A sky vessel met the cobblestones in Brazil, sendin’ two scallywags to Davy Jones’ locker, arr!"

2025-02-07

Arrr, six landlubbers got a taste of the sky when that scallywag of a plane came crashin’ down! A piece of it gave a bus a mighty wallop, turnin’ it into a seafarin’ vessel—if only it had sails! We be callin’ it the ‘Bus of Misfortune!’

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a tale of a most curious mishap that befell a mighty flying contraption! Y’see, six landlubbers found themselves in a right pickle when a beastly aircraft came crashing down from the heavens, like a drunken gull miscalculatin’ its perch!

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