The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Ye scurvy Mexican officers be shootin' and killin' a student from a rural teachers college, aye!

2024-03-08

Arr matey! The 23-year-old lad be learnin' at the same school where 43 scallywags were snatched in 2014. Aye, be a cursed place fer learnin', that be! Mayhaps they be takin' 'em for ransom, or recruitin' 'em as pirate crew! Har har!

Arrr, mateys! Listen up ye scurvy dogs, for I have a tale to tell ye! The unfortunate soul in question be a 23-year-old lad, a student at the very same school where 43 young swashbucklers were taken by the dastardly kidnappers back in the year of our lord 2014.
Aye, ye heard me right! The poor lad be studyin' alongside them poor souls who vanished into thin air, never to be seen again. 'Tis a tragedy of epic proportions, me hearties!
But fear not, for we shall not let this tale end in sorrow! Nay, we shall raise our tankards high and toast to the memory of those lost souls, and to the safety of the lad who still walks among us.
So, me hearties, let us raise the Jolly Roger high and sing a shanty in honor of the brave souls who sailed before us, and in hope that the lad may continue his studies in peace and safety. Arrr, may the winds of fortune blow in his favor, and may the seas be calm on his journey ahead!

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