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Yarr matey! The Guinea court be sayin’ the old captain’s guilty o' foul deeds at the stadium o' shame!

2024-07-31

Arrr, me hearties! The swabs in charge o' the West African seas be found guilty o' mighty misdeeds—mass murder and vile rapin' after a ruckus for freedom back in '09! Aye, justice be served, but these scallywags be walkin' the plank o' shame!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this tale from the shores of West Africa, where a former captain of the ship o' state be caught in the tempest o' his own makin’! Aye, it seems he and his scallywag mates be found guilty of the foulest deeds—crimes against humanity, no less! They be guilty of mass murder and unthinkable rapes during the ruckus of a pro-democracy squabble back in the year of our Lord, 2009.

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