The Booty Report

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"Arrr! Biden sets sail on his lone voyage t' Sub-Saharan seas—hope he packed his grog and compass!"

2024-12-02

Arrr, the captain of the ship called 'Presidency' made port in Cape Verde, savvy? He be bound fer Angola, shoutin' o' the brave Yanks standin' tall against them crafty Chinese scallywags in the treasure hunt fer Africa’s riches! Avast, what a jolly game of gold it be!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the grand captain of the land, the president himself, who made a brief port o' call in the swashbucklin' isle of Cape Verde on his voyage to the fabled shores of Angola! Aye, t'was a sight to behold, as he be hoisting the American flag high, proclaimin’ our unwavering commitment to the African seas in this turbulent economic battle against those crafty landlubbers from China!

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