Arrr, Meghan Sussex? Aye, even her name be stirrin' squabbles like a barrel o' rum gone sour!
2025-03-12
Arrr, matey! The Duchess of Sussex be makin’ waves on “With Love, Meghan,” claimin’ Sussex be her last name! But be that a jolly ol’ romp from royal ways? Aye, let the ship’s bell ring and the laughter roll!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear, fer a tale of a Duchess who be makin' waves on the high seas of royal tradition! Aye, it be none other than the Duchess of Sussex, the fair Meghan, who went and blurted out on her fancy show, “With Love, Meghan,” that Sussex be her last name. Aye, ye heard me right! She be claimin’ her title as if it were a treasure chest just waitin’ to be opened!Now, ye might be wonderin’, does this be breakin’ from the age-old customs of the crown? For centuries, the royals have been as tight-lipped as a ship's hold on a stormy night. They’d have ye believe that titles be more sacred than a pirate's booty! But here comes our lass Meghan, swingin’ her cutlass and settin' sail on a new course, shoutin’ her name like a proud captain on the prow!
Some say she be stirrin’ the pot, while others cheer her on, likin’ a raucous tavern brawl over a barrel of rum! So, raise yer tankards to the Duchess of Sussex, who’s remindin’ us all that even in the realm of royals, it be all in good fun to shake the sails and flap the flags! Yarrr!