"Arrr! She be blamed for lackin’ the bed sport in her split; but the European sea dogs disagreed!"
2025-01-24
Arrr! A French court be sayin’ a lass be neglectin’ her wifely duties fer not givin’ her matey a good roll in the hay! But lo and behold, the European Court of Human Rights be raisin’ the Jolly Roger against such nonsense! Yarr, what be the world comin’ to?
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale o’ love and law from the cobwebbed chambers of a French court! A fair maiden, caught in a tempest of marital woes, found herself in hot water, aye, by not fulfillin’ her conjugal duties with her swashbucklin’ hubby. The court, thinkin’ it wise, declared she be guilty of strayin’ from her wifely duties, as if a pirate could be bound by such landlubber nonsense!But lo and behold! The great European Court of Human Rights, a mighty ship sailin’ the seas of justice, raised its flags high and condemned the French court’s folly. “Nay!” they cried, “Ye cannot shackle a lass to the whims of a randy buccaneer!” They declared that every lass has the right to choose, lest ye be drownin’ in a sea of marital obligations!