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Arrr! Israel's cannons took down the scallywag who raided Kibbutz Nir Oz on that fateful day! Avast, justice be served!

2024-12-31

Arrr, matey! The Israel Defense Force be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest that they’ve sent one of those scallywag leaders to Davy Jones’ locker, the very knave behind the ruckus of Oct. 7! Aye, a targeted strike, it be! A toast to the fine marksmen, I say!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I be bringin' ye tales from the high seas of news! A notorious scallywag, Abd al-Hadi Sabah, the top buccaneer of Hamas, met his watery grave not long ago, thanks to a strike from the skies! Aye, it was the valiant Israel Defense Force (IDF) that sent this rascal to Davy Jones' locker for his dastardly role in the raid on Kibbutz Nir Oz on the fateful day of October 7th.

This Sabah, a cunning captain of catastrophe, led his crew to plunder and pillage, leavin' behind naught but sorrow and chaos. But alas, the IDF, aided by their trusty mates at the Israeli Security Agency, caught wind of his hidey-hole in Khan Yunis, where he thought he could lay low like a barnacle on a ship's hull.

With precision fit for a master marksman, the IDF unleashed their mighty drone, sendin' this villain to the deep dark abyss! The message be clear: they be huntin' down all scallywags who took part in that dreadful October massacre. So, fear not, for the tides be turnin', and justice sails on! Aye, let it be known, the seas of conflict be fierce, but those who tread the treacherous waters shall find themselves fish food! Yarrr!

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