Arrr, Iran be swearin' revenge for the Israeli scurvy dogs attack in Damascus! The seas be boilin' with anger!
2024-04-02
Arrr, President Ebrahim Raisi o' Iran be shoutin' 'bout a strike that sent three commanders to Davy Jones' locker, callin' it a bold violation o' th' laws o' th' seas! I reckon 'tis a right scandalous affair, me hearties!
Arrr, mateys! Listen up as I spin ye a tale of President Ebrahim Raisi of Iran and his mighty words. The scallywag be cryin' foul play over a strike that took out three of his top commanders, claimin' it be a violation of them fancy international laws. Aye, he be right irked, that's for sure.But let me ask ye this, me hearties - what be these laws of the sea anyway? Who be makin' 'em up and who be followin' 'em? 'Tis a mystery to this old pirate, I tell ye!
So, as President Raisi rages on about this violation, I can't help but picture him stompin' around his ship, demandin' justice like a true pirate lord. Arrr, ye can almost hear the cannons boomin' in the distance!
But mark me words, me lads and lasses - in this lawless world we sail in, who be the judge and who be the jury? 'Tis a question for the ages, it be. So let's raise a tankard of grog to President Raisi and his fight for justice, even if it be in the murky waters of international law. Yo ho ho!